I Suck At Basketball: Difference between revisions

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Alexander is playing basketball and getting upset because he can't make a basket in a net that doesn't have a rim. He shoots two jump shots and a layup, but misses both of them. He gets fed up, and says that he will try something different to be his new hobby. He goes to try something new to be good at., Heand tries tovarious doactivities asuch as chin-upups and throwingrunning. aAfter frisbee,repeating butthe heaforementioned endsactivities upseveral failing.times, Hehe thenrealizes triesthat tohe runis twice,not butgood heat trips both timesanything. After that he goes to a gravel parking lot and starts complaining about his life. He then runs toward a metal fence and kicks it, damaging his foot. He complains and knockingwhines himselfabout outhim sucking at everything, and he yells at the sky and suddenly disappears. He reawakens in his dream, and notices a dream version of him who is more successful. Dream Alexander tells Alexander that he sucks, and starts making baskets. He also tells Alexander that he is trapped in his dream world unless he beats him at a three-point shooting contest. The two Alexanders make alltheir offirst theirtwo shots, tying at 6-6. They then attempt harder shots from half-court. Alexander makes many shots off of 2 baskets, butwhile makeDream themAlexander allmakes aslong-distance wellshots. After a while, Dream Alexander says he is tired of fun and games, and he then attempts a 580-foot jumpshot. Alexander gets worried that Dream Alexander will make it. Dream Alexander misses and getsteleports upsetback atto Alexander,the statingcourt. thatHe hestates ishis thesuperiority superiorover oneAlexander and throws a huge temper-tantrum. Alexander then yells "In your dreams" and shoots a full-court shot, making it. Dream Alexander falls on the ground and slowly disappears, andcausing Alexander wakesto wake up andfrom the dream world. He attempts a real-life shot and misses horribly, revealing that he was actually dreaming and still sucks at basketball. Alexander then went home and cried himself to sleep.

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